Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Are You Stressed

[reposted from an email]

A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'... She fooled them all .... "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile.

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied , "The absolute weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress.

If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."


"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced.


So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down.

Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow. 

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1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.       
19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

20 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!*






Monday, March 8, 2010

Friday, March 5, 2010

That's LIFE...what a journey.

A few years ago we were at a Christian retreat we in Maryland called Sandy Cove.  It's one on our families favorite getaways.  For years it was an annual event we all looked forward too.  Tonight I stumbled onto a video  that was played at Sandy Cove during our last visit called "That's Life".  It brought back some great memories and the video was funny and true.   Enjoy!



That's LIFE | CLICK

If you are looking for a great destination to get away for a summer vacation, check out http://www.sandycove.org/ in North East, MD.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tractor Humor :>)


Another creative and funny way to solve a problem...



A good marriage requires TEAMWORK! lol


Sunday, January 3, 2010

Canoe anyone?

Creative and funny!  That's all I have to say about this...



DOUBLE CLICK ON PIC TO ENLARGE

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

"UNKNOWN" FACTS

I've always enjoyed reading useless facts.   Often they are interesting and sometimes even humorous.  My kids love when I share these types of facts with them...NOT.  Enjoy! 
  • A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
  • Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. 
  • The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle(Try using that word in a conversation)
  • A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 
(23 more facts)

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Listen to Your Lady


Here is a great rap video to encourage us GUYS to take the time to listen better.  It's well done, funny with a twist at the end.  Something I needed reminding of.  The song is in my head now and that might be the help I needed to remember to do just that.  Listen 2 Your Lady!  May it bless you...and your wife this week.

CLICK | L2YL
(video link)

Link to more "thatjustinguy" videos

Saturday, October 17, 2009

You Got to Laugh

(at yourself) Sometimes
I first saw this video posted on Facebook, thought it was worth mentioning on my blog.   I'm not sure who will find it more humorous, men or women.  Comments welcome.  Enjoy





The Husband Song | CLICK
(He's the man....he's the man!)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009